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damn, did you know you can, just, like, change how your hair parts? and you don't have to have the same hairstyle you had when you were 10? and you'll look way cuter??


wish i didn't get upset every time i see something i can't wear but want to


*standard acknowledgement that i know there are good ways to use respect, it's just that people who held power compared to a child never used those forms when addressing children*

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even as a kid i knew respect *as it was said to me* was bullshit. "respect me and i'll respect you" meant respect due according to the power hierarchy in the speaker's head. weird how the speaker always seemed to be at the top of the hierarchy that they made up.

facial hair, homelessness 

dang shaving is way easier and more effective when you aren't rushing before the mcdonalds manager starts knocking on the bathroom door.

fine i'll do it *once* 

pete "the butt jig is up" buttjig

Girl dies
of shame
at being seen naked.

feeling weird 

i hate metaphors, metaphorically. the way your problems become extensions of each other when you reexamine them, you know what i mean? no? i wish an event could just be an event, yk?

honestly there's whole genres of music that make me feel the much maligned boys

really though, boys

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need

All homeless receive a small apartment and counselling – without any preconditions. 4/5 people a make their way back into a stable life.
All this is cheaper than accepting homelessness.

to their credit they did not put the farm on top of where the river is right now, but, like, rivers move, that's what a riverbed is, geniuses.

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in like 2005 or some shit my family buried a time capsule in this riverbed, with the intention of retrieving it in 2015. anyway they built a farm on top of it in 2013 or something. why they decided to build a farm on top of an active riverbed instead of the rich soily hills immediately behind the riverbed i do not know.


we got roaches once when i was a kid. in response we
- moved
- put all our stuff in a storage unit
- bug bombed the storage unit every two months for three years

no i'm not exaggerating

we don't like bugs.

fake deep maybe 

we're all gonna be each others' mysterious backstories

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