𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼 @tastytentacles@koyu.space

There is this project I only just discovered called JS-DOS, apparently it's from 2014 so I am super late to the party but its still really impressive to me. Plus looking over the github it's still being maintained which is really cool to see.

https://js-dos.com/games/

April foods day is cancelled

TIL: hand sanitizer works for cleaning tape residue off things.

no no no no NO. dear graphics designers, you are wrong. dark themes are not appropriate for low battery situations or something people want only at night they are the correct way to display to a screen in all situations.

STOP it.

fuck everything about the clocks going forward an hour just now

ok but I have been thinking about it and when the new xbox is broken out eventually that game state dumping thing is going to be really good for hacking and modding games.

waaaaaaay fairphone fixed the contactless error, finally.

IDK its still just really funny to me that the new xbox can dump its ram to storage as a kind of save state. like fuck it only took corporate tech how long to invent a feature that's existed since pretty much day one for emulators.

I'm really proud of this please praise me.

also I did this, IDK why.

I had to venture into the poison zone to fetch meat for my animals and carbonated caffeine juice for my life support system

𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓽

load music, caffeine and abstract mathematics. I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME SPACE FOLDS AT MY TOUCH!

petition to have the designer that decided #unity should spawn new objects at a random position in the scene shot

I am calling it right the fuck now, the whole moving all classes online / doing work from home but online thing is a dress rehearsal for the ready player 1 Apocalypse

OK but head transplants for body swap gender swap when?

Plague sale, last chance to get koyu.space murch for integration into waste land survival gear and decorating your raider base. just head over to shop.koyu.space for 10% off.

a 3 by 7 by 1.7 meters rectangle of jelly squeezes itself between realities landing before you.

there is a second of silence.

the mass jumps, it writhes. the mass dissolves into undulating ripples only seconds of it's sharp corners and smooth faces visible through the fast and gelatinous movement.

it's meaning is clear, this is all your fault.

taking recommendations for Linux compatible IDEs with code prediction for C# that are not #monodevelop or #vscode

why isn't there an app that takes a rough smear of your GPS position to identity what train you are on? it can't be that hard right?

take enough low accuracy points and it will trace the tracks and give you a rough time frame.

cockwomble (countable and uncountable, plural cockwombles) (Britain, slang, derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person.

the true horror of having to comprehend an uncountable quantity of cockwombles.