𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂𝓣𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼 @tastytentacles@koyu.space

There is this project I only just discovered called JS-DOS, apparently it's from 2014 so I am super late to the party but its still really impressive to me. Plus looking over the github it's still being maintained which is really cool to see.

https://js-dos.com/games/

"Press f to pay respects" is the ideal example of a joke manifesting into a perfect anti joke of itself. Also see flat earth.

Crap the good place is really good why didn't I listen when people told me to watch it.

We are up to 8 random copies of a single file now, whhhhhhhy?

No but seriously I really like this phone

For some reason scarlet notes doesn't show up anywhere when I search for note apps despite it being miles better then any of the alternatives. What's the deal with that?

Fuck it, let's try doing ethical consumption under capitalism.

Also let me sync random folders not just my file root dang it.

Does anyone else get 4 copies of everything they download from the #keybase app? Its honestly pretty frustrating and does it on every phone I have tried.

Darlk voice: existence is futile

*spends 20 minutes looking for a long enough cable*

Wireless technology is trash across the board, it's wires or GTFO.

Aaaaaaay the only shop in my town that sells micro SD cards is the news agent / lock smith. What and or why? I mean I am happy I have one now but why is that the only shop that caries them?

This is a video of this dude and his little sister unpacking and setting her new nuclear powered rocket gaming computer and it's honestly kinda adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq6S5wURdCc

Keybase: consider following these accounts
Me: consider not telling me what to do

I will have you know that I am not awkward, its actually an elaborately choreographed dance with the primary function of giving the impression I am awkward. all part of the plan.

A playable game with gameplay ™️

ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ʷᵃᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᶦᵗ

Me sitting under a big "vegetation 2020" sign sipping oat milk out of a straw shaped like the worlds "vegetation 2020": ...

My dad: so I made beef stew and I'm going to be real offended if you don't eat some.

Yah ok but... I really really like this phone. Image a parallel universe were touch screens never took off and everyone is clicking away on terminals like this.

"Unihertz Titan Hands-On: Not just a BlackBerry knockoff"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOJQS0IB1LA&t=412

I never got around to playing them when I was a kid and that's something I always regretted.