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need simple lil projects to . cute stuff like how many push ups i can do before dying. working with btw

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im so sorry ive deprived you all of my magnificent presence for so long

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if you wanna destroy capitalism

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saw something abt footy on local and suddenly remembered i do, in fact, enjoy it and decided to check the epl table cause im a bad fan. ima be bummed af if are relegated. i don't think it'll happen but...the derby...

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was goin thru a mental checklist for images and clips i needed for a video abt how much i love christian siriano then stopped mid-research and asked myself if i was really about to make a video abt how much i loved christian siriano and now here i am, typing this.

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People keep telling me I'm the best there ever was at impostor syndrome. They say no one is better at feeling like a fake than me. I can't believe I have them all fooled. They're going to hate me so much when they realize the truth.

every time i see someone not loving their dog enough i instantly start planning a puppy heist in my head

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Sorry freaks but only capitalism innovates. Sure, Cuba has the best healthcare system in the world and has come up with the first working treatment for the coronavirus but how many different varieties of Joker funko pop do they have? Exactly

i haven't touched in so long and i still have so much to do i will cry when i do log in

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"If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren't as biological or innate as you think they are"

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what's the worst thing abt someone farting near you?

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streaming services love putting up the skip intro button and then snatching it away as soon as you pick up the remote

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