parasike @parasike@koyu.space

its-a me, the KGB

why are plants so perfect 🥺💕

[ID: 7 different plants sitting on a table with a leaf-shaped mat]

please sir, can aye ‘ave some more retoots

[ID: popsicle sticks captioned “pepsicle sticks” in red comic sans font because this tutorial is top notch]

a s’mile? that’s way too long of a walk

i don’t do bits, just cold hard facts

ive been diagnosed with hobbit hands

i still have nightmares centered around courage the cowardly dog episodes ngl

i’ve never said a single thing that makes sense iirc

uhhh yeah can i get a mchemorrhoids

s’cute 🥺 what are we naming it folks??

(ID: a small green plant with 3 circular leaves, lightly striped with light green, sitting in a plain white pot on the floor.)

heck yeah just picked up a watermelon peperomia

imagine going to bat for a billionaire lol

cleanliness is next to doglyness

done getting sad, time to get mad

genuinely hard to comprehend how people people must feel being even mildly attractive. like how does that feel. i have no redeeming traits what the fuck am i supposed to do lol

these genes suck, can i get a refund?

idk what i’m even rambling about, i don’t have enough hair or the face to pull off shaved/bald lol i’m doomed. i’ll shut up now

i really don’t want to wear wigs tbh, i’m really sensitive to touch/feelings and i think/know it will drive me bonkers