im jumping over to @cuteascii , so those who follow me, i would use the move account function, but I can't seem to use it on koyu.

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i thought id found a weird linux bug where i couldn't stop dragging stuff on the screen but it was actually because i had a mouse plugged into my laptop and i was sitting on it

No sync (reddit app) fuck off
Just open the link in NewPipe or something

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please make an exception. please make my Miis buttfuck

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if i start dying and i see the light and aradia isn't the one beckoning me into it i'm reviving myself out of sheer anger

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Any time I play a new game and it's got lives I'm just like look man if I wanted to play my nes I'd pull out my nes

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western gpus: look like theyre scraped off the sack of megatron in the fucking bayformers movies
china:

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we don’t need new video games. we need to make new video games out of the old ones. every new video game that comes out should be an earthbound rom hack

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Software project repositories with a README that is just plain text and not markdown have that vintage feel
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Scully rejects proof of crop circles. Mulder seeks enlightenment through astral projection.

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Hey everyone! Now that we're two decades past it, let's have a heart to heart chat about the Y2K bug.

Some of you might not be old enough to remember the panic articles and news stories surrounding this, and some of us were old enough that we've forgotten the details, but the gist was this: many commercial computer applications, such as bank and medical record software, used to be written to store dates with a 2-digit year, and assumed that everything took place between 1900 and 1999.

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Hey since we're all talking about RSS, who wants to send me their favorite RSS feeds?

Linking to a previous thread on this very acceptable.

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If I was designing a self-driving car, I'd put sensors on top so you can pet the car and it knows you're petting it
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To everyone scoffing at people gawking at the CATS movie because they must just not get theatre,

When the hell did theatre ever look this nightmarish?

youtube.com/watch?v=t7Uei5Qk9R

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