teaching crabs how to read is forbidden knowledge
@koyu Oh no! I can't let me parents know I'm trying to teach crabs how to read,
@koyu That's a cool kid. More power to them!
@koyu There is only one proper use of parental control software: Teaching your kids how to detect and circumvent censorship!
@koyu there is a lot to unpack here.
@koyu I know this is a joke but this screenshot is fucking creepy
F O R B I D D E N
K N O W L E D G E
@koyu minister kaspersky, tear down this firewall
information deserves to be free, free as the crabs as they scurry and scuttle in the crushing depths of the ocean floor, much as we scuttle to and fro from home to workplace under the gleaming bootheel of capitalism
As is teaching the squirrels D&D
@koyu okay but did you name your child Strairdrac
@wilbr it's a meme, i don't have any kids
@koyu there’s a good reason why we can’t remember the last time we taught the crabs to read.
NE 👏🏻 VER 👏🏻 AGAIN.
@koyu … i hear knocking at my door
@koyu Snitches get stitches, Kaspersky.
@koyu Did it interpret "crabs" as "genital lice"?!