teaching crabs how to read is forbidden knowledge
@koyu That's a cool kid. More power to them!
@koyu There is only one proper use of parental control software: Teaching your kids how to detect and circumvent censorship!
@koyu there is a lot to unpack here.
@koyu I know this is a joke but this screenshot is fucking creepy
F O R B I D D E N
K N O W L E D G E
As is teaching the squirrels D&D
@koyu okay but did you name your child Strairdrac
@wilbr it's a meme, i don't have any kids
@koyu there’s a good reason why we can’t remember the last time we taught the crabs to read.
NE 👏🏻 VER 👏🏻 AGAIN.
@koyu … i hear knocking at my door
@koyu Snitches get stitches, Kaspersky.
@koyu Did it interpret "crabs" as "genital lice"?!
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