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What's the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One's a heated yam, the other's a yeeted ham.

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9/11 jokes are not funny.
The other 2 though, are hilarious!

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What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's Fingers.

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What does a woman's pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you're in deep shit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 in hexadecimal Canada?
Because 7 8 9 A?

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What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.

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Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

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What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!

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What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours?
A regular expression.

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ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!

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Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking...
JK, Rolling.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".

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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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What is the best prefix for global variables?
//

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How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".

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I'm thinking of setting up a comedy group to help people going through cancer treatment.
I'll call it "A Sense of Tumor".

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