wordsmuth (new pink flavor) @funbeaker@koyu.space

FROG DETECTIVE 2 IS OUT https://fisho.itch.io/frog-detective-2

I had a troll asking me about my "wife's boyfriend." Thank you for assuming I'm in a hot bisexual polycule.

my soc class is doing end of semester presentations and two children of landlords got up and talked about how the homeless make too much money and renting is Good, Actually

it's like a contest to see who can say the most heinous shit in 15 minutes and a powerpoint

ahhhahabnnsmmfgg the next presentation after this one is overpopulation

@MoMartin they were very skinny and very sad and when I took them outside they immediately got happier (they get greener when they're happy)

@checkervest what a charmer

I just ran into a beautiful friend in the bathroom (they have been returned to outside)

Whenever a bell rang, Pavlov thought about feeding his dogs

Good morning, y’all

i think discord broke again

oh well I'm supposed to be sleeping anyways

Nooo

Just boosted #koyuspace on my Twitter account. Should bring all of one follower to check this place out. What? Did I forget to tell everyone I am working toward achieving the Twelfth Level of Hermitude? My bad.

@horrowfide
then ED-209.

even trained jedi usually can't deflect regular bullets, so Jedi Weeb grevious couldnt

K2 would have mobility but idk if he could do enough damage, and max would be stronger but less agile. idk who would win between the two of them

i don't like baby yoda anymore. completely turned the corner on baby yoda. i think we've hit baby yoda market saturation

@socialskeleton

the dish we think of as "chili" is an invention of the early 1900s, like most of our ideas about the west

A common consensus regarding Texas Chili is that it may not contain beans or corn or other frivolities. This is obvious to most. However, a true Texan can go even further, honoring the ancient assertion that chili must contain seared beef chuck, rather than ground beef. Ostensibly the cowboys on the range wouldn't have had access to a meat grinder, nor would there have been much of a point.

Name: Bea
Likes: posting, having fun with friends
Dislikes: the trolls, the haters

@socialskeleton a faithful image description of pretty much every '''thought-provoking''' map of the us that gets shared around would be "fuck the dakotas, montana, wyoming, and idaho, specifically"

sleeptime. pouring one out for Odo and Big Bird. wonder who the third will be