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while i was watching movies on _the internet_ i noticed that the cdn service sent the m3u8 segments as .jpgs ...

ah yes compatible with windows, mac os, linux xp and vinyl players

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RE: more cursed computer ideas, violence 

anyone willing to help me form the Unix mafia

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more cursed computer ideas, violence 

systemd-webserverd takes control of ports 80 and 443 during early boot, ensuring- {the Unix mafia blows up Red Hat headquarters}

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clicks "exit to desktop"
game crashes

Well if it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid.

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The problem with "software that just works" is how quickly it can turn into "software that just doesn't work".

the nextcloud desktop client is the worst program i have ever used how the f-ck does it manage to resync files even though they havent changed :/

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the fact that this apple airtag tracking protection app looks exactly like my local covid app

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TIL that i can charge my tv over hdmi with a usb-c -> hdmi adapter :|

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does watching all 6 seasons of silicon valley count as studying

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