University - *several years behind in cohorts, lots of tests pending from promotions before mine, needs about $17 million to fix everything that needs to be done to get it up and running again in good condition, it's across the country in a state where I have no family and no place to go*

Me last year: What if I mess with her? 😍

And here I am still waiting to take the blessed psychological test to be able to claim my quota, and even if I pass it, I have to wait 1-2 more years to start studying.

Ah, but the girl wanted to study medicine in Venezuela, right?