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the ready player one Apocalypse:
is when the word is collapsing from any number of otherwise solvable world ending events but everyone is more interested in fighting over access to VR.

it only just occurred to me that I can just plug the AUX out of my PC into my base speaker and use it as... as a speaker.

I really love like a lot, probably more then I can actually justify rationally but you know what? no I will never write anything in GD script. its just deeply unappealing to me.

this take is at room tempreture at every point in the known universe 

imperial is a bad system of measurement and there is no way you can make me use it.

"3 feet display port cable" the listing reads. you don't know what this means, you have never seen a cable with any feet.

scene: you have a new bottle of moisturizer, the push spout isn't working. you begin pumping it faster and faster hoping something will happen when suddenly and with a triumphant "pthbleh" it shoots moisturizer all down your front.

I just saw a dog pee by raising both of their back legs and then just stood there peeing. matrix is honestly getting really sloppy at this point.

steams new download page is certified sexy. I am the sexy inspector I can certify this.

"honestly I am a reasonable person, the fact I disappear up my ass while spouting nonsense that could pass for absurdist art the second I am asked to rationalize the massive glaring flaws in my world view."

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I hate everyone that genuinely believes in their hearts that "capitalism is a good system and means you own the profits of your labour" because without fail, every single time they will in the same breath claim that billionaires taking the profits of all their workers labour is good and correct because all of those workers "voluntarily agreed" to the terms of their employment.

IDK lewd 

there is no way I can hear the line from square hammer as anything other then "you cum on me" and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

I can't leave my phone on auto adjust brightness anymore. it keeps deciding at random that I don't actually need back light even when I definitely do.

I wish I didn't know today was "suicide prevention day" 

I can't stand anti depression anything that uses the phrase "it gets better", at this point I can't read that without feeling like I am being lied to and infantilized.

fungible is a fun word, it make me think of the motion of squeezing a sponge so suds flow over your fingers. doesn't mean that at all but that's what it feels like.

sub tooting Rick and Morty 

perfect, now never make any more.

sub tooting Rick and Morty 


sub tooting Rick and Morty 

gods all of the gods, deep old gods that know only suffering let this be the end. please just let it be over.

my submission for

I know they pushed off the deadline but I have things to do tomorrow. so its just going to have to stay like that.

@PixelDroid hay sorry to be a pain, just realized you had a mastodon I could at. how come I can't upload pictures with pixeldroid? it just gives me error 500 and I can't seem to find anything about that.

any information would be super appreciated, like your app and would like to use it more.

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