"I Wrote 1984 as a WARNING, not as an instruction manual." -George Orwell (1984's Creator, English novelist, essayist, journalist and critic)

"Cyberpunk was a warning, not an aspiration." -Mike Pondsmith (Table-Top RPG Cyberpunk 2020's Creator, Graphic Designer)

Look at the world, what we become.

I was recently reminded of this time when I was a kid and I saw a duck swallow a baby carrot slightly less thick than its throat and it got me thinking,

If you tricked Golduck into swallowing a fire stone would it evolve into magmar?

I wonder if dbrand still puts a single packing peanut in each package as a joke
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> Goes to take shower

> Grabs Tablet

Tablet: Update me!

Me: Nooo!

Tablet: UPDATING NOW!

Me: fuck it I'll give it a minute

> Grabs clothes

> Heads into bathroom

> Undresses

Tablet: 62%

Me: Fuck it

> Hops in shower

> looks over

Tablet 82%

Me: Dammit don't you dar-

Tablet: 89%

> Tablet reboots

Me: I'll turn on the music after it reboots

> Minutes pass

Me: REBOOT DAMMIT

> Minute passes

Tablet: *Error messages I cant read because foggy glass*

Me: Ugh fine I'll deal with you when I get out

> finishes

Tablet: Your device has been updated

> Flings tablet out the window.

You all see this right??

I've completely lost my mind... AHAHAHA....

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You heard me THE SCI-FI SPORTS ANIME WITH THE CANON YURI POLYCULE is back...

I cannot goddamn- RAAAAAAAAAAA

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NO STOP DO NOT CRAWL PAST SOMEONE NEEDS TO FUCKIN ADDRESS THIS

Battle Athletes Victory.... is back.

There is a motherfucking.... Battle Athletes Victory prequel coming.... an ANIMATED battle athletes victory prequel

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its amazing how many facts become theories when you ignore all the supporting evidence

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